Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片 ,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Love the neighbor. But dont get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。

Hard work never kills anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

工作好有意思耶！尤其是看着别人工作。